Vitalick Neuterin (LICK) is an NFT ecosystem meme coin that seeks to offer something paw-sitive for those who have been licking their wounds since the events of 17 May 2021, the fateful day when Vitalik effectively rugged various dog tokens.
Although the benevolent overlord of Ethereum had noble intentions, Vitalik’s act of abruptly donating all of his dog tokens is emblematic of the phrase, “The road to hell is paved with good intentions”.
With the limp price action that ensued, it was clear that dog tokens had sustained a ‘Vitalick Neuterin’ - Those who bought those assets at the top were raw-dogged and experienced a sensation akin to having their appendages lopped off unceremoniously.
Applying the lessons of 17 May 2021, we will NOT send our doggone tokens to Vitalik with the expectation of them being burnt as that would be as reliable as trying to get Mother Teresa to impregnate Caitlyn Jenner.
With each transaction that happens, 3% will be allocated to Reflection.
To ease the Neuterin pain, LICK hodlers will have a chance to win 6 BNBs on every 120 BNB of trading volume from the Boner-Fide Relief Fund.
3% of transactions fees go to Marketing.
LICK Sellers will suffer from an additional 6% Neuterin.